yeah... so apparently this is happening...

The Sorcerer's Apprentice trailer has officially premiered and now I have a few concerns for the sanity of Hollywood:

1. Why the hell was this made?

2. Why does Nick Cage have that damn haircut? And why isn't he accompanied by a clumsy, curious mouse in a cape?

3. Why do they feel the need to ruin the magic of Fantasia and Goethe's short story? I don't think Goethe intended there to be purple dragons and mythical men from the east involved...