I was unaware that it was okay to openly talk about a catholic school girl fetish.... Sucker Punch.

succesception in 4 "easy" steps.

Christopher Nolan knows exactly what to do with success.

And he knows how to perform inception.

Step 1: Make a complex, mind-blowing (literally), indi-success, utilizing all that is grand about low-budget filmmaking (i.e. the handheld camera and jump cuts [cut to New Wave reference]) and grab the attention of the indi-scene public (both industry and hipster crowd) and Hollywood's biggest and most money-hungry producers through the film festival circuit.

Dream: Struggle through the first stage of dream world where you can get shot and it will hurt real bad.

Step 2: Get hired to make a massive blockbuster (preferably an adaptation with substantial wiggle-room and a diverse public).

Dream-within-a-dream: Now I've been made aware that I am in fact in dream world, but must fight my way to the next level to defeat my subconscious projections.

Step 3: BE HUGELY SUCCESSFUL. Get the Academy to notice and have the entire system for "Best Picture" change in your favor of nomination ::cough:: 2010 Academy Awards ::cough::

Dream-within-a-dream-within-a-dream: Fully delved into an illusion, attempting to fight at my subconscious defences to unlock my true potential. Shit. What's even real anymore?!

(Step 3.5: Do your thang on the side- i.e. make whatever the hell you want (within reason) and build your cred with the best in the business)

Dream-within-a-dream-within-a-dream where I accidentally die: I could fall into internal limbo...

Step 4: Now actually do whatever the hell you want. Make whatever movie you want, with whomever you want, and throw whatever you've got at the drooling masses.

Limbo: All hell breaks loose to the point where you've actually unlocked your element buried deep within your subconscious. Now just gotta fight to get out... or stay in this eternal bliss...

Just follow these four "easy" steps to perform inception on your public and watch your dream become reality. Bazam. Brains. Blown.

and the ego only grows...

wow. really?

http://www.imdb.com/news/ni3172638/

shit. I really want to hate it: (but can't seem to!)

http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/paramount/paranormalactivity2/